Olive the Cockroach

Once upon a time there was a baby cockroach named Olive.  She lived in a multi-apt complex in Pomona, which was managed by BAMA.  Her one aspiration in life was to become a star... That is, a star witness in a trial like the ones she saw on TV. 

One day,  Olive met a man with a villain-ish mustache named Rant Griley who told her he could make all her dreams come true if she just signed away her rights to 75% of any settlement, plus her first born child. 

Olive readily agreed since she had children to spare.

Then she cleaned her apt.  She cleaned her apt at least 4 times a day.  But she never showered.  After that, she went to the food bank to pick up some relatives.